Why not show your faith next time you carve a pumpkin?Ī: It’s not a joke. Alm has won the right to wear his Colander in his Austrian ID photo. Why not wear a colander in your ID photos? Most places are cool with it, and those who are not can surely be poked by the ACLU. Schaeffer is getting sworn in at his new position as council member.
#IS THERE A PASTAFARIAN BIBLE FREE#
We’re living in enlightened times - feel free to wear your religious headwear (yes, it’s a colander) at the workplace. (Other Churches in Germany are allowed this right, so why not Pastafarians).
#IS THERE A PASTAFARIAN BIBLE FULL#
Here’s Bruder Spaghettus in Full Pirate Regalia standing next to the sign announcing the time and location of the weekly faith service, Noodlemass. You can read more about these Pastafarian gentleman’s fine ministry work Here. So why not join in the evangelizing? Give the students a choice: the Christian threat of eternal damnation and hellfire, or the chance of FSM afterlife complete with a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory. It’s a common sight at colleges across the world: Christian evangelists telling us why we’re going to their Hell for drinking and having sex. Or how about joining in with some on-campus ministers? How many joined the Church because of this? What a great display. Look at all these people enchanted by this display of evangelism. (Sadly I do not know who is the cute girl in the photo.) You can decorate your Holiday tree with a tree-topperĮvery year, Pastafarians from around the world make their Holiday just a little more festive. How about a Float in honor of the FSM, complete with a crew of Pirates? This is a yearly occurrence at the Fremont Solstice Parade. Here are a few of my favorite acts of evangelism over the years. Nothing helps the Cause more than Spreading the Word. If you’re interested in what we’re about, please feel free to consider yourself a member.Įvangelism is a time-honored tradition of religion, and it’s no different with Pastafarianism. The site is supported purely by our Certificates of Ordination. There is no formal membership process and we do not collect money from our members. No one knows what the afterlife really holds, but we are told FSM Heaven has a Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory. It was only due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today. We believe that Pirates were the original Pastafarians and that they were peaceful explorers. But humans and Pirates share upwards of 99.9% of DNA. Consider that so-called “science experts” would have us believe humans evolved from primates, pointing towards the shared 99% shared DNA between humans and primates. Religious texts tell us that humans evolved from Pirates. What is this business about pirates, and the Beer Volcano, and Stripper Factory? But skeptics, as well as members of other religions, are always welcome. That is to say, you do not have to Believe to be part of our Church, but we hope in time you will see the Truth. There are many levels of Belief and each is no more or less legitimate than the other. And while some members of religion are indoctrinated True Believers, many are not. Much of the transcendent experience of religion can be attributed to the community. We believe religion – say Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianiasm – does not require literal belief in order to provide spiritual enlightenment. Sounds great but where do I start?įor a taste of what we’re about, watch this video made by our friend Matt Tillman, an Introduction to Pastafarianism: Spaghetti, Wenches & Metaphysics. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental. These people are mistaken - The Church of FSM is legit, and backed by hard science. Some claim that the church is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago *.